"crazedclay: SBC murderer" (crazedclay)
09/01/2014 at 19:00 • Filed to: None
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"crazedclay: SBC murderer" (crazedclay)
09/01/2014 at 19:00 • Filed to: None | 7
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Come across a speed check. Typically a team of roadside flaggers, a couple laser radar guys and a spotter for each.
My transcriptions in quotes.
And the officers are doing their best to slaughter nu-malaise Chrysler products.
Yes. Nu-Malaise. I just made that up. Yes you can use it.
A string of Calibers
A couple Nitros
And "that longer Caliber.... uhhhh..." "Avenger!"
Golf confused with Jetta
"Black Akira TSX. No... Could be a TL.... No, TSX." 102 in 80
"That'll be a washed up Chevy Cavalier 99 in an 80, Didn't know they went that fast"
"This one's a winner. Multicolored green honda civic hiding behind that cab there. Look for Ugly" No reg/Insurance
"Silver Hyundai behind the rav 4, big guy stuffed in a small car, big guy stuffed in a small car" 104 in an 80
'Dark grey Camry, he's REALLY moving. Asleep at the wheel? "Is that a Camry or a corolla?" "Corolla" "Color: Dark Beige"
"Ford Escort... No... make it a Focus" 100 in an 80
"Toyota Rav4 in the number two lane, ugly black thing" 107 in an 80.
"Red Chev Cavalier, number one, I think pieces fell off when he saw me" 104 in an 80
"The old busted up GMC in the number one lane. The old busted up GMC" "Looks like a... GMC... Blue in color... Cannot tell what it is" 104 in an 80
"Well, that peace officer was about two away from getting a ticket"
Surprisingly, all of them were consistently about 20 over the posted limit. Guess it makes it easy to pick out morons when they are moving fast.
I have also learned that the local constabulary have a great sense of humour.
ShelbyRacer78-Fusion Modifier
> crazedclay: SBC murderer
09/01/2014 at 19:06 |
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Is this KMH or MPH?
claramag, Mustaco Master
> ShelbyRacer78-Fusion Modifier
09/01/2014 at 19:10 |
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srs, that has to be a population of F&F extras if speeds are MPH
ly2v8-Brian
> crazedclay: SBC murderer
09/01/2014 at 19:17 |
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Entertaining.